May 2012
58 posts
WHAT I LIKE TO THINK PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ME WHEN I'M...
WAKING UP MY BEST FRIEND THE MORNING OF HER...
WHEN I GET AN INTERVIEW FOR AN AWESOME INTERNSHIP
WHEN THE GUY AT THE BAR ASKS ME TO DANCE FOR THE...
I just tell him…
WHEN I EAT SOMETHING AT MY SCHOOL'S DINING HALL
WHEN I WAKE UP AFTER A CRAZY NIGHT OUT
WHEN MY FRIEND TALKS TO ME ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP...
I just sit there like…
WHEN I LOSE A GAME OF BEER PONG
WHAT MOST COLLEGE RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE
WHEN I TALK TO SOMEONE AT THE STUDENT HEALTH...
WHAT WE SAY EVERY DAY
WHEN MY FRIEND AND I EAT AN ENTIRE EXTRA-LARGE...
THAT MOMENT WHEN I'M PRETTY SURE I LEFT MY HAIR...
but I’m just not sure…
WHEN MY MOM MAKES HOMEMADE VODKA SAUCE
WHEN A CUTE GUY AWKWARDLY HITS ON ME
HOW I FEEL NOW THAT FINALS ARE DONE
WHEN MY FRIEND YELLS AT ME FOR COCK-BLOCKING HER...
I’m like,
WHEN SOMEONE IN CLASS TELLS MY PROFESSOR THAT HER...
she responds,
WHEN SOMEONE COMMENDS ME ON MY JELLO SHOT-MAKING...
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I SHOULDN'T GO OUT ON CINCO...
WHEN A GUY JUST CAN'T TAKE A HINT
WHEN MY FRIEND SAYS SHE WANTS TO PIERCE HER NOSE
HOW I FEEL AFTER EATING AT FIVE GUYS
THE KINDS OF EXCHANGES THAT HAPPEN AT FRATERNITY...
he’s like,
and I’m like,
WHEN I START DRUNK TEXTING MY CRUSH AND HE ASKS ME...
I’m like,
WHEN MY FRIEND TRIES TO PULL ME AWAY FROM THE BAR
WHEN A DRUNK GUY INTRODUCES HIMSELF TO ME AT THE...
WHEN I THINK ABOUT TEQUILA
WHAT I SAY TO MY FRIEND WHEN SHE TELLS ME "THIS...
WHEN I WRITE A 15-PAGE PAPER THE NIGHT BEFORE IT'S...
my professor is like,
WHEN THE GUY I LIKE PLAYS ME A SONG ON HIS GUITAR
I just sit there like,
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN I GO CLOTHES SHOPPING WITH...
WHEN MY ROOMMATE YELLS AT ME TO STOP PRESSING THE...
WHEN I THINK OF HOW MUCH WORK I HAVE TO DO BEFORE...
WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT ON MY 21ST...
WHEN I'M STRUGGLING THROUGH FINALS
WHEN I WALK PAST A GROUP OF HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS
WHENEVER I WALK INTO A PARTY
I think to myself,
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY LIKE THE YANKEES AND THE...
WHEN I GET DRUNK BEFORE I PICK MY OUTFIT FOR THE...
WHEN I MAKE IT TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS
WHEN MY FRIEND TRIES TO LEAVE THE BAR EARLY
WHEN BRITISH ROYALTY VISITS MY CITY
WHEN MY LITTLE PASSES OUT DURING THE PREGAME
WHEN I GET HOME AND NONE OF MY ROOMMATES ARE...
WHEN MY FRIEND TAKES SHOTS WITHOUT A CHASER
WHEN MY FRIENDS FORGET TO TELL ME ABOUT THEIR...
WHEN I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR A FINAL
I run across campus like
WHEN MY ROOMMATE COMES HOME AND BAKES WHILE DRUNK
WHEN MY EX-BFF SHOWS UP TO A PARTY AT WHICH I WAS...